Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set

Finally, A Couple Of Pens That You’Ll Actually Care About Losing.

These Vintage-Inspired Floaty Pens By Brass Monkey Feature Words That Move And Change As You Interact With Them.

They’Re Perfect For Showing Your Co-Workers Just How Talented You Are At Putting Off Even The Smallest Of Tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch Out World, You’Re Raising A Bar…Just Not The Bar, Per Se.

– Includes Two Unique Vintage-Inspired Floaty Pens.

– Pen 1: Procrastinator (Which Changes To Mastercrastinator When In Use)

– Pen 2: Professional (Which Changes To Adequatefessional When In Use)

– Each Pen Measures 6″ Long And .5″ In Diameter.

– Writes In Black Ink, Via Ballpoint Tips.